Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Mexican Gang Member: You should have picked me. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Me, I like to kill on the beach. Web Valve Corporation. We all have our own way of killing. Clip: is that you Grandmama. Man: You see what this weirdo here is saying? Whos this? My back is turned. (thinking) Its haunting elegance is so restrained. Xavier: Stay hidden for while. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. See still got the scar the prove it. Mexican Gang Leader: I like. "Taste the pain!" shattering their partially frozen bodies. (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). Conversation nook. All rights reserved. Xavier: Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. No thanks, Im full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast! Mocho: You got a ghost to bring us cuckoo-bread. Let me see it. Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on the Adult Swim website. Gang Leader: Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Processing. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] It depends on what you mean by "God". ", and has learned nothing from the Shakashuri battle against himself, of which we also never learn the winner (although given both are exactly alike it hardly matters who won or lost as Xavier loses and wins regardless). Xavier: Of course! See yourself out. As a. Mexican Gang Member #4: I like to kill to music. [teasing] Yes, avenge me. Hey, that's a nice chunk of chicken on my arm. Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Xavier: Does anyone know how to get to the lake the lake? I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Depth Overload. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. Tude: Man, I must have wolfed a mind-burrito, because I just had a massive brain fart. Thank you so much for this. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Turn you back. I'm in a really bad place right now, I have school again so I need to prioritize, and emotionally I've been bad so I've been really struggling to actually get anything done. I've got to help those poor bastards. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Xavier: I know what your butt did to that boy! If you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury Connecticut. Xavier: Powers are for the weak. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. This project was completed with assistance from the Georgia Film Office, a division of the Georgia Department of Economic Development. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Bestial-ulating that skeeter? Xavier: [echoes] Life. Xavier: Calm it down. Kid on Chili Slide: You'll jalape?o pants! X2: This is an absolutely brilliant show, from top to bottom, and is probably way too intelligent for the average Adult Swim viewer. [distorted] Processing. OH! Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? Xavier: I dream hard of helping people. Beyond Charts+ offers sophisticated Investors with advanced tools. He totally missed the board. Succotash, succotash, win some cash! I wanted to be a vato. Xavier: Aya-hu! with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". WaitSorryIMeanDrugs! You some kind of ooga-booga Chinaman? During the "battle of wits" between the two Xaviers in "Shakashuri Blowdown," one of them says "your mom's so shallow, "Vibracaust" and "Xavier's Maneuver" both have, "El Tornadodor" and "Damnesia Vu" both have. She dumped me. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Xavier: Fate. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. Inhale. Like most folks, I've always been different. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. First Xavier: No. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Mocho: It's kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. Do you think you can fit inside me? Mexican Gang Leader: Once a year, we let one novice member sit in as gang leader for a week. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. But not like the others. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Mexican Gang Leader: So she says, "Oh, that puppy is the cutest thing in the world." The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. Mocho: I can think so cleary without all the visual clutter. Xavier: I could be your costume. Oh, yeah. Think of some kids. Your every smile is a dagger. Xavier is mentally ill and hallucinating the entire series. Mocho: Oh, no. X2: WebNick Weidenfeld. Yes made it! I just repopulated my pants. Kissy kissy! Third Gang Member: This is kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. I wish I could see myself watching washing. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. To make matters worse, on that episode, the darn eye also EJACULATES A SENTIENT DOG-LIKE SPERM. Humanity, she fights back in unsuspecting ways. IDEAL OPORTUNIDAD DE INVERSION, CODIGO 4803 OPORTUNIDAD!! Xavier: What kind of stupid name is yoohoo? Hello? Mocho: Here's why I never take off my shirt when we go swimming. I have no powers. Valve Corporation. Uh, what's that behind you? Xavier: I have the strange feeling that I've forgotten all of this before. Mexican Gang Member #3: It's okay. Burbury Visitor Info: That music -- so soothing. So huge, it hurts! His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Second Xavier: Oh, yeah? It turns out that drawing he made was the painting that was just discovered. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Whos this? Inhale. Destiny. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Now, Popo, I understand you're starting your own 700 Club. TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. And it's like, I'm standing right here, Mom. Im the real me! Perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time. Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. Xavier: What do you do if the cops come knocking? The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Hello!" That's where all my stuff is. Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. Mosquito: Twas my only chance to save these younglings. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy, I crown thee temporary leader of the Local Locos. Xavier: And now I ramble forth on my endless journey to be the greatest aid-spreader of all time. Please see the. During his travels, he learns more about his What doth Xavier? Rodney: You weren't supposed to say my name! XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier's gratitude starved heart shrieks out "Abandon ye lifequest!" Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?! Hale. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. [vomits] Which reminds me. Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! Preacher: It is my sad duty to announce that our sign language translator has donated her hands to the Needy Groper's Society. Happiness is murder. genuinely minding his own business and not bothering anyone. Created by PFFRthe minds behind Wonder Showzenfor [adult swim], Xavier: Renegade Angel is, on the surface, about an angel who has defected from Heaven. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. 2 Mar. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. Wherever there is suffering, I was there. Depth Overload. In "Braingea's Final Cranny", Xavier burns three people to death immediately after declaring himself not violent at all. Hey! Look buddy, know when you defeated. Xavier: You were so sexy out there, Skeeter-Beast. All rights reserved. The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. Man: What in the human intimates you doing, freak? June: I'm too overcome to speak about my husband's mysterious death, but Popo has asked to say a few words. In episode 8, something similar happens to Xavier himself. Did he clip you? Xavier himself is also a parody of the. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Bully #3: Yeah, Clip, it's working. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Whos this? Confront your future. Count of three, we show whats under the loincloth! Xavier: Pain is never the fault of the feeler, it's just the fault of your actions you consciously chose to make. Later, chompsky honk. I'm sorry. Mocho: Well, Wednesday night is Tag Tuesday, where we paint our tag all over town. Woman 3: It's my time for my yummy -- Period. Xavier surrenders his own freedom to the whims of a spoiled child to save dame humanity. Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. Forgive mmm [unintelligible buzzing]. Valve Corporation. And so the final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Thanks for the shot. All rights reserved. in the same voice every time Xavier gets beaten up for "being a freak", regardless of the character saying it. Like most folks, I've always been different. Xavier: You need to slow it down. We made the cookies way too big and the chocolate chips blue! Hold. Web. Our simple yet powerful stock market charting software and other tools take standard charting functionality to a higher level. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Present Day Xavier: Idiot. 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